The “Too Good to Be True”
Delma Marine to Replace All Life Jackets with Custom-Inflatable Parrot Mascots
In a bold move to enhance safety and style, Delma Marine announced plans to phase out standard life jackets. The new mandatory gear? The “Polly Flotation Device,” a parrot-themed inflatable companion that squawks safety instructions when deployed. “It’s about combining peace of mind with pure fun,” claimed a (very fictional) press release. “The parrots are also certified for cuddles.” Thankfully, this is just a splash of April Fool’s fun! We remain committed to top-standard, officially certified safety equipment… even if it’s slightly less talkative.
